"Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true. You can take a cross town bus if it's raining or it's cold, and the animals will love it if you do. The monkeys stand for honesty, giraffes are insincere and the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb. Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages and the zookeeper is very fond of rum. Zebras are reactionaries, antelopes are missionaries. Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on frequently. What a gas! Come and see at the zoo!"