"The sweetest thing in all my life has been the longing... to find the place where all the beauty came from." C.S. Lewis
You look ridiculous. And I could so beat you up. Remember that one time I kicked you in the head? It would be like that.
Ah, but you forget that I have power in books. I have lots of them and can throw them at you. Attack!
Yes, that was quite painful. But what was worse? I would vote for knowing that your friend can kick you in the head.